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[needsnoheadsman]

Hello, you've reached--[sounds of fumbling and muttering before Robb's voice comes in:] Robb Stark--leave a message after the beep.

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[audio] day 308 - meant for arthur

[dragonspeak]

[There's a definite growl to Merlin's voice as he spits out his message.]

Arthur, if you're telling people lies about me wearing women's undergarments or whatever it is you've said just to get me to respond, I'll--I'll--

[Actually, he hasn't thought this through just yet. Probably should have decided on a suitable act of revenge before he called, now that he thinks about it.]

I'll think of something. I'm talking to you, now would you stop?

[needsnoheadsman]

I'm afraid you aren't talking to Arthur.

[This is...possibly one of the most awkward situations he's ever been in.]

[dragonspeak]

...oh.

[That's pretty much all he can say while quietly dying of embarrassment.]

Any chance you could forget I said anything?